The Head Shop
"A dirty mind is better than no mind at all.
A clean mind is the result of brainwashing."
-Walter Breen, The Cynic's Dictionary
"Free your mind, and your ass will follow!"
All heads are free today. So there are no head taxes, and cybercash and
credit cards aren't honored here. We don't even have a head counter. This
is a low overhead operation.
Feed Your Heads:
- Jellavich.gif: The charismatic
head of Bill Jellavich, Mayor of Mountain View. Good guy.
- ayatollah.jpg: The Ayatollah
Khomeini, head of Iran. Bad guy.
- ron-wave.jpg: Ronald Reagan,
head of the Iran Contra Scandal.
- meese.jpg: Edwin Meese, head of
our nation's pigs.
- bush.jpg: George Bush, head of the
CIA drug smuggling ring.
- ollie.jpg: Oliver North, head of
Little Caeser's Secret Government franchise.
- nixon.jpg: Richard Nixon, head of
the covert Jesse Jackson for President campaign.
- nixon-elvis.jpg: Nixon and
Elvis, head pill taster for the secret drug czar.
Find Your Own Heads:
Here's our educational section! To find out more about heads and head related
topics, try searching AltaVista
for the following phrases: Head for the hills. Head of the class. I'm going
to tear off your head and shit down your neck. Head for the door. Two headed
snake. R2D2 gives C3PO head. Head over heels. Phillips head screwdriver.
Good head of beer. Red head. Flying stone head. Use your own head!