Interesting Text Files, collected by Don Hopkins

• READ THIS FIRST!
• Important Disclaimers!
• Crucial Warnings!
• Don't Talk To Cops!
• The Head Shop
• Food related information.
• RMS -vs- Doctor, on the evils of Natalism.
• Emacs Song
• Cecil Adams on Gerbil Stuffing.
• Penis Length Survey
• The Pervert's Opera, a Vacuum Cleaner Love Story.
• Through the Hacking Glass, a long time ago in a window system far away.
• Gymble Roulette -- "You gotta play to win".
• Dear Fellow Scientist:
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything
• Exploding Heads
• GNU-Script Language Spec
• Guilt-Driven Compilation
• Play the Answering Machine Game!
• Amazing New Sexual Technique
• AI Labratories Manual Stimulation Paper
• Fun with Mail -- Flame Manual.
• Official Notice, Post Immediately, X-Windows Warning!
• The first ones up against the wall... (JBVB on MSDOS).
• XBUGTOOL horror stories.
• Rapid Prototyping in Interactive Programming Environments
• Le Jojo on UI
• Jimmy Carter on Human Rights
• Ronald Reagan Shrine
• Ollie North Riddle
• The October Surprize
• Your Brain on Drugs
• The Worst Job in the World
• smr@magoo.ai.mit.edu: Why you should not use Unix
• A Requiem for a Dying Operating System
• Unix History.
• Unix is Dead! Wanna Fight??
• Unix Convention Dweebs
• Bill Joy Quotes.
• Prototyping
• Reality Instructions
• Vatican-approved vibrating machine
• Humor Interface Project.
• Want To Buy a Home Computer?
• Silico Magnetic Intelligence.
• Computer Science Sesame Street and Young Ones.
• Double Bucky, you're the one! (By Guy L. Steele.)
• MIT's AI Lab (based on Alice's Restraunt.)
• MIT AI Lab Tourist Policy
• AIML: Artificial Intelligence Modeling Language
• Support for AIML
• AIML for Lisp Programmers
• BSML: Bull Shit Markup Language
• :LOGIN POURNE
• How Jerry Pournelle got kicked off the ARPANET.
• The Cornstarch Receipts from Boskone.
• The First Bandykin Awards.
• Urine Scam: A scene from a very bad B movie.
• Meese should be fucked by an elk
• Man's Badge of Authority
• Dave Barry on Meetings.
• Brain Damage (by Howard I. Cannon.)
• Transcription of the Madonna Interview on Letterman.
• Sucking the Boundary Layer