Welcome to the Answering Machine Game!

Here are the instructions, but they don't work, so don't follow them.

Press  for
no reason at all.
Press  if
you have one.
Press  to say
no in German.
Press  if you
want to go on hold.
Press  if you
want to be held.
Press  to
change the mode.
Press  to wait for
more instructions.
Press  for
waiting instructions.
Don't press
because it's broken.
Press  to return to
the place you're at now.
Press  to put the
operator on hold.
Press  if you've fallen
and you can't get up.

If you know any touch tone tunes, you may enter them now.