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Don't Talk To Cops!
The Head Shop
Food related information.
RMS -vs- Doctor, on the evils of Natalism.
Cecil Adams on Gerbil Stuffing.
Penis Length Survey
The Pervert's Opera, a Vacuum Cleaner Love Story.
Through the Hacking Glass, a long time ago in a window system far away.
Gymble Roulette -- "You gotta play to win".
Dear Fellow Scientist:
How To Deconstruct Almost Anything
GNU-Script Language Spec
Play the Answering Machine Game!
Amazing New Sexual Technique
AI Labratories Manual Stimulation Paper
Fun with Mail -- Flame Manual.
Official Notice, Post Immediately, X-Windows Warning!
The first ones up against the wall... (JBVB on MSDOS).
XBUGTOOL horror stories.
Rapid Prototyping in Interactive Programming Environments
Le Jojo on UI
Jimmy Carter on Human Rights
Ronald Reagan Shrine
Ollie North Riddle
The October Surprize
Your Brain on Drugs
The Worst Job in the World
email@example.com: Why you should not use Unix
A Requiem for a Dying Operating System
Unix is Dead! Wanna Fight??
Unix Convention Dweebs
Bill Joy Quotes.
Vatican-approved vibrating machine
Humor Interface Project.
Want To Buy a Home Computer?
Silico Magnetic Intelligence.
Computer Science Sesame Street and Young Ones.
Double Bucky, you're the one! (By Guy L. Steele.)
MIT's AI Lab (based on Alice's Restraunt.)
MIT AI Lab Tourist Policy
AIML: Artificial Intelligence Modeling Language
Support for AIML
AIML for Lisp Programmers
BSML: Bull Shit Markup Language
How Jerry Pournelle got kicked off the ARPANET.
The Cornstarch Receipts from Boskone.
The First Bandykin Awards.
Urine Scam: A scene from a very bad B movie.
Meese should be fucked by an elk
Man's Badge of Authority
Dave Barry on Meetings.
Brain Damage (by Howard I. Cannon.)
Transcription of the Madonna Interview on Letterman.
Sucking the Boundary Layer