Raccoons Walking home from a meeting with students for a group project, I saw two dark, cat-like shapes moving in the shadows under a tree. Cats are solitary animals, preferring to skirt around you as you walk by. Not a single cat has come to my calls, whether vocal or mind-thought. Not since the one that we sent off to die in a park when I was young. (Perhaps they can sense this. "Cat Killer!", they say). I stood perfectly still, in my long black coat, bare legs, and white athletic shoes. These cats ambled slowly out of the dark as I called, in my mind, "Come!" The light fell on their bodies, and they revealed themselves as ring-tailed raccoons. Three of them, actually, poking around for something novel, something to play with. Their gait was like crawling and tip- toeing at the same time. The first one I'd seen wandered toward me, in front of the other two. He, or she, approached with an amazing amount of bravado right up to my shoe, without a pause or a start. He placed his nose over the tip of my shoe, then gave it a mild bite. "Hi, there," he seemed to be saying, "what are these white things?" He hovered near me for a second, before I took a large step, backing away. He leaped back, too. Startled, he still stared at my shoes. Did he know that my whole body grew up from these shoes, like a tree from the ground? I began walking, but he was not satisfied yet and began following my shoes, accompanied by his siblings, racing behind me at the same speed. I stopped, stared down, and projected a sense of looming fear, my own. Did they carry rabies or some other disease? I should have trusted they would know me, but raccoons are terribly curious. Perhaps they would've tried to bite me to see what I tasted like. Instead, they stopped in their tracks and agreed to leave me alone. As I looked back over my shoulder, they were moving back and forth in the wet grass, the trio. Probably wondering what to do, now that their friend had gone. I felt guilty for all of the media stories I'd fallen prey to -- "Don't Touch Wild Animals", "They Have Sharp Teeth and Claws that Can Take Your Fingers Off", "If You See One, Back Away Slowly" -- the same sort of mentality that tears up forests, displacing thousands of raccoons to build concrete and steel forts. Perhaps the signs should read, "Don't Approach Any Humans, They're Quite Afraid and Might Inadvertantly Kill You." I smiled. Next time, I thought, I'll wear some jeans. --jennifer crystal chien