Death and the Maiden (a farce) Death comes to my bedroom late at night. He wears your name on his chest. Wiggling his finger, he says, "______ is dead, and you must come with me." I laugh, and tell him that's what he said last time, except X's name marked his chest. Death is jealous, and he tells me that he'll find a way to bring me home. I stare out the window at the sapphire sky with the most surreal clouds until he decides to leave. The next day, a cat runs across the street at the wrong moment, and a car smashes her down. "See," says Death, "that could have been you." I look at the oncoming traffic, but still continue on my way. That night, my mother calls me. She says that I should go home, sometime. I say no and try to sleep. In my dreams, you become one of a group of women-eating aliens, who look like men. I fire bullets into your toothy maws, but that doesn't stop you. Death says, "Look, it's either them, or me." I swap the gun for a water hose and spray you. All of you dissolve. Death takes a break to decide what to do. In a week, while I cut vegetables for dinner, the knife slips and nicks my finger. "That could have been your wrist," Death whispers. By now, I'm getting tired of his lies. In the morning, I ask Life for a ward. She sends a drug-addicted man who is trying to null his habit. One night, while struggling in the throes of pure speed, he calls me over. Death is standing on his shoulders, and says, "He's mine, and you'll come with me." I lay my hands on my friend's chest, imagine heat coursing through his body. Death grows pale and flees the scene. After that, weeks pass without a word. By now, I haven't heard from you in a month. Death finds a way to unlatch the screen and come into my bedroom. He says, "Follow me." He points to the earth in the garden. I'm weary of fending off his desire, but I recall how I healed my friend. A sweet warmth swaddles my heart, which has been darkening in blotches since you left. Death smiles, and says, "Maybe, next time." --jennifer crystal chien